Right, I've had enough of this a.shole. It's time to expose this prick
so that he will cease and desist from his arrogant, self-righteous
ways. John Doe the a.shole's real name is Mark Bender.

Address:

509 Frost,San Antonio, TX 78201

Tel:

(210) 734-3107

I suggest that if you're ever in the San Antonio area, you pay Mark
Bender aka John Doe the a.shole a visit.

Here's a map of Mark Bender aka John Doe the a.shole's residential area
to make it easy for you to find his sordid little shithole apartment,
where he spends 18 hours a day on the PC because of his lack of social
skills:

http://maps.google.com/maps?li=rwp&q=509+FROST,+SAN+ANTONIO,+TX+78201

Maybe we can start a behavioral correction program in his living room -
probably involving Mark Bender aka John Doe the a.shole having his
f.cking ugly face smashed in. If you aren't able to make it to San
Antonio for the party, then simply hounding Mark Bender aka John Doe
the a.shole with endless phone calls will do the trick - you can make
them for free over the internet now :-).

I'll be starting my campaign to hound Mark Bender aka John Doe the
a.shole to suicide tonight. In fact, as I'm such a nice guy, I've
already gone to the hassle of preparing his gravestone, as you can see
from the picture below:

http://tinyurl.com/y7p5hh

So what you got to say now then, Mark Bender aka John Doe the a.shole?
Are you gonna call me a "netcop wannabe tough guy" again? Ha get
f.cked! I'm not going to be looking like a "wannabe tough guy" when I
put your head through your monitor you shitbag. I WILL be looking like
a tough guy, you skinny computer geek - and I will make sure you admit
so if you don't want to be using a keyboard designed for disabled
people for the rest of your life, dickhead.

Now, I'm sure they'll be those who think I'm being a bit harsh, but I
wouldn't be exposing this c.nt if I didn't think it was truly deserved
- he really is a piece of sh.t. And what goes around comes around: if
you want to act like an a.shole, you should make sure your personal
details aren't easy to locate - otherwise it'll come back to you. For
years, he's been dragging his sorry a.s around
rec.sport.skating.inline, claiming to be some sort of expert on inline
skating, when everyone quickly realizes he's just a wannabe. Across all
NGs, his crimes are various: he accuses others of being "trolls" as
soon as they voice an opinion that is different from his; he claims to
hate spammers but then spams Usenet himself with the pointless headers
he posts of "troll posts"; he accuses others of being various aliases
with often no evidence whatsoever; he accuses others of using
anonymizing software and then does the same himself; he thinks he's the
moral guardian of Usenet and the sole voice than can decide what is
appropriate "netiquette".

In short, this guy is an obsessive, neurotic, padantic, pompous, dull,
self-important, self-righteous a.shole with a sense of humour that
would make a robot proud. If you want to stay on Usenet Mark Bender aka
John Doe the a.shole, I suggest you correct your behavior and cease
your spamming and netcop trolling activities. Otherwise prepare to be
sh.tting blood for a month.

I got you good, Mark Bender aka John doe the a.shole, you f.cking c.nt.