why does it always seem so darn critical to have a template before
starting any project? Why not simply make one fashioned the way you want
it instead of capitalizing on someone else's? Learn how to use the darn
software, how to set columns and margins and things like that; how to
place "automatic" page numbers and all that. Learn to walk to the store
down the block instead of using a 300 hp 7500 pound vehicle to driver
there and back.

ok. the meds are taking effect...ahhhhh!