Froglegs,

Click on this link for using Windows Print Selection option:
http://sewing.about.com/library/weekly/aa032105.htm

You can use the same method to highlight text in Word and choose menu
Edit>Copy to save it into the clipboard. Then, for example, open an existing
joke list document or create a new one in Word and Edit>Paste into that
other document the contents of the clipboard. Then print that other document
with only the jokes. Use the Word Help Menu and enter 'clipboard' for more
help using Word to move text around.

Russ,
Thank you so much for replying to my post!  The link you gave me is very
helpful.  I wish I had understood the rest, because my ultimate goal is to
have my jokes follow one after another, so eventually I can add the pictures
I have plcked out to go with them. I have a really great greeting card CD I
can import any pictures I like into it.  I didn't understand most of what I'm
sure would be an easy explanation to most.  I'm by no means stupid, but as I
said, I don't understand the language used to explain procedures like what I
asked for.  I have seen the clipboard, and references made about it here and
there, but not enough to understand how to use it.  I can retrieve the
numbers needed to have whatever program you use re-install itself from the
hard drive, I've made some repairs in a few towers, and have built 3
motherboards. (I had no training in this-it all comes so naturally to me)  
Anything that catches my interest I go straight to the core, and can do what
a lot of others can't.  I'm mechanically inclined, and it's a piece of cake
for me.  I've learned to navigate the web pretty well. am cautious of the
sites if they're new to me because I don't want viruses, but have no
knowledge of simple things.  I'm struggling with copy and paste!  I don't
know anything about paint, word, excel, or other programs I should have
researched when I started in the first place.  I know you broke it down to
what seems to you intermediate, and God love ya!  I'll print out what you
sent, and try to do it, but I think the explanation went over my head.  I
guess I need to find "Word for Dummies" and try to get the gist of the
language.  I've done this with the guitar, and sewing, too.  In both
instances, I had to backtrack to learn what I was doing was called, and learn
basics in order to teach others.  I thank you again, and if you have any
other suggestions or links, I would so appreciate it!  Oh, and I right-click
as much as left; it's so much less time-consuming!  Again, I thank you!
Sincerely, froglegs