How do I insert a landscape power point slide in a word doc

I receive this in the footer after i've selected page numbering insert
{PAGE \*MERGEFORMAT}.  
Any ideas how to correct this and get page numbers again?

I have Vista and I have had problems with Word 2000. I have had problems with
saving documents & an error comes up & I sometimes lose the document
altogether.  Now added lines appear in all my word documents such as "Normal,
Default Paragraph Font, Times New Roman, random numbers ...

If I have just finished typing a sentence and I realised that I forgot to add
a word in the middle of this sentence, when I try to add an extra word, the
next word till automatically be deleted depening on how many letters I have
used for the previous word. how can I stop this.?

How can I print a zero, with a slash through it, in a Word document? I'm
printing a mix of characters for passwords, etc., and sometimes the normal
zero character gets mistaken for the letter O. I've searched the various
fonts, but I can't find the slashed zero character.

How do I quickly move to the end or last page of a long document?

Is it possible to make a date field in a template static once the docment is
created?  The problem right now is the date field changes to the current date
but it needs to be the date the document was created

When I highlight or backspace the word is still there.  I did accept all
changes, but the next time I need to delete, I have to accept changes again.  
What can I do to speed this up and is there a way to not have reviewing -
ever?

Please help!  I'm on a tight deline and my form fields will not lock.  I've
locked from fields at least 100 times previously.  Today my lock icon is
dimmed and I cannot lock or unlock anything!  Help will be VERY MUCH
appreciated!

How can I write various nuclear and chemical reactions in MS Word

I just installed Word 2003 and now, when I'm in print layout view (my
favorite view), these grey lines appear. They don't appear on printed
material, but they are very annoying to look at while typing, it's like note
book paper for the PC or something. How do I make them go away?

I have some people who can run macros on a protected ("tools\Protected
Document") Word Form file and others who have to unprotect before they can
run a macros. They are all using Word 2003. The form was created in Word 2000
and their “Tools/Marco/Security” setting is the same.

I have a large list of autotexts/building blocks in Word 2007.  I'm compiling
a list of the commonly used ones for training and wanted to know if there was
an easy way to print them all out onto the page, rather than going through
and inserting them one by one :(

I want to send my customers the same e-mail at a specific time.How do I set
it up so that they get my e-mail all at the same time?

In Word 2003 the phonetic guide would automatically put in the Pin Yin for
Chinese (both traditional and Simplified) characters, how do I turn on this
feature in Word 2007 too?